Qais

Today was a melancholy day, a day which required catharsis, absolution and even extreme unction. I was observing as how people consume their repast. I furtively saw that some people keep their head still and bring their hand closer to the cakehole. Second method entails where the hand is still and the cranium moves towards the hand. The third method is where both, the hand and the head, move simultaneously towards each other, making contact in the middle. There just happens to be a forth method where you are minding your own business and some UFO (unidentified food object) just lands in your mouth, such as a fly, wasp, penguin, or an apple; same such thing happened to that Newton fellow.

I asked this femme fatale about her ethnology and she answered that she always puts regular and never premium; university education, what more could be said about that.